var clause = 'is recommended by four out of five dentists.';
function handleStatus(root) {
    var feed = root.feed;
    var entries = feed.entry || [];
    var entry = entries[0];
    if (entry != null) {
        var content = '';
        var place = '';
        content = entry.content.$t;
        if (content.match(/^<a/)) {
            if ((place = content.indexOf('Chris</a>')) != -1) {
                content = content.substring(place + 9);
            } else if ((place = content.indexOf('Brierley</a>')) != -1) {
                content = content.substring(place + 12);
            } else if ((place = content.indexOf('rier</a>')) != -1) {
                content = content.substring(place + 8);
            }
        }
        if (content.match(/^Chris Brierley/)) {
            content = content.substring(14);
        } else if (content.match(/^Chris/)) {
            content = content.substring(5);
        }

        if (content.match(/^&nbsp;/)) {
            content = content.substring(6);
        }
	// I sure wish I was smarter...
        if (content.match(/^: /)) {
            content = content.substring(2);
        }
        if (content.match(/^ : /)) {
            content = content.substring(3);
        }
        if (content.match(/^:/)) {
            content = content.substring(1);
        }
    }

    clause = content;
}